we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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