theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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