In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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