Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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