I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
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