Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
