I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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