he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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