i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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