how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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