im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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