We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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