Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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