your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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