he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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