And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Randomize