After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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