you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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