I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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