Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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