i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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