You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
this will be a night to untag.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
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