Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I just had sex on a roof
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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