do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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