You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
it's like iHOP with fire
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
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