i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Randomize
