My brain says no but my pants say off.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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