she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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