What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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