physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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