She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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