talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
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