i just had sex bonerless
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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