I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
i think im in europe. pls send help
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