Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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