I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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