It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
