I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
operation have a gay friend backfired
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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