And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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