After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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