Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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