Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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