So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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