I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
the raccoons are back...
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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