so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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