I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Two words: nipple clamps
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