you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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