I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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