i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Pants 0. Shit 1.
You can't motorboat a personality
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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