After last night, I could never be a politician.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
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