No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
As shirtless as possible
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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