he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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