Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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