I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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