quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
