she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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