Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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