About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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