you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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